meet the residents
Welcome to Long Story Lane!
We’re just getting settled in, and our neighborhood is still growing! As new residents move in and familiar faces get into even more shenanigans, this page will grow and change right along with us.
Eventually, each resident will have their very own glorious page, filled with their stories, personalities, and, of course, all the shenanigans they manage to stir up.
For now, come on in, meet the neighbors, and make yourself at home. You never know what these folks will get up to next!
BETTY
A devoted wife, loving grandmother, and woman of strong opinions. Betty believes in faith, family, good manners, and keeping everyone in line. She’s got a heart of gold, a look that could stop traffic, and absolutely no problem telling you what she thinks.
HERMAN
Herman has never met a joke he wouldn’t tell, a garage sale he’d pass up, or an opportunity to get under Betty’s skin he’d waste. Armed with caterpillar eyebrows, a stubborn streak, and a cup of instant coffee, he’s spent a lifetime keeping everyone on their toes. He may not always know when to quit, but where’s the fun in that?
NITA
Small in size. Big in opinion. A lover of family, memories, and good stories, Nita shares her wisdom with a sharp wit and a heart full of love. She isn’t bossy… she just knows what’s best.
HANK
Meet Hank. A veteran, farmer, and construction man who believes in doing things right the first time. He’s always ready to lend a hand, offer practical advice, and occasionally remind you that he was right all along.
gLADYS
Gladys lives for good friends, loud laughter, and bad decisions (the fun kind). She’s proof that age is just a number and rules are optional. If there’s an adventure to be had, Gladys is probably already in the car.
ethel
Ethel has a way of knowing things nobody remembers telling her, always has what you need, and firmly believes snacks are a love language. She loves hard, laughs loud, and will absolutely keep your secrets. She’ll just need all the details first.
